Your doctor said your labs
are fine.
But you know they aren't.
Book your $47 call. Submit your recent bloodwork through my secure online patient portal. I'll review everything ahead of time, then we'll spend 30 minutes going through it together. No confusing medical words. Just real answers.
But you have not given up.
what you get.
A full color-coded report
You get a complete visual report like the sample shown below. Every marker plotted against functional ranges so you can see at a glance what's in the red, what to watch, and what looks good.
Symptom correlation intake
Before we meet you'll complete a detailed symptom ranking questionnaire. I'll connect what your labs are showing to exactly how you've been feeling. No generic read — this is specific to you.
A plan made for you
You'll get clear steps for food, lifestyle, and supplements based on your results. Not generic advice.
7 days of follow-up messaging
After our call, you can message me for 7 days with questions. You won't be left on your own.
20% off supplements
You'll get access to Fullscript with 20% off the supplements I actually recommend.
No fluff, no shame
I won't tell you to eat less or move more. This is a real conversation with someone who takes you seriously — and tells it to you straight in plain English.
I'm glad you're here.
I'm a pharmacist and functional medicine practitioner. I spent years watching people leave doctor appointments with no real answers. That is why I started Phunctional Health.
I look at your labs in a way that goes deeper than a standard checkup. Most people have no idea how much their results can tell them. I help women figure out what's going on with their gut, hormones, and energy. And I'm really good at finding the things that get missed.
to finally getting answers.
Book your call
Click the link to book and pay for your session. You'll get immediate access to Practice Better, my secure online patient portal.
Complete your intake and submit your labs
Through Practice Better you'll complete a detailed symptom ranking questionnaire and upload your recent bloodwork. This lets me connect your lab results to exactly how you've been feeling — before we even get on the call.
We go through everything together
30 minutes, just the two of us. I'll walk you through what your results mean for your body, your symptoms, and your next steps. Real answers — not another referral.
Here is what changed.
I had been to three different doctors who all told me my labs were normal. In 30 minutes, Crystal found things I had never heard of and connected them to symptoms I had for years. For the first time I actually understood what was going on in my body.
I was extremely exhausted daily. I went to the doctor and was told all my labs were fine. My primary doctor denied me having iron issues and refused to give me a referral because my symptoms didn't line up with any disease. After our consultation I knew I was on the right track. Crystal got me tested for things I had asked for and it turns out my ANA test was positive and my iron was low among many other issues. I can't fully put into words how helpful Crystal was. Now I can be on the road to real recovery.
She reviewed my recent bloodwork and provided invaluable insights beyond what a traditional doctor might address. She identified issues like elevated homocysteine and low sodium, explained the root causes in a way that was easy to understand, and recommended actionable steps including specific supplements and trusted brands. Crystal is knowledgeable, approachable, and a fantastic guide for anyone looking to optimize their health.
The analysis she provided was extremely thorough, informative, and connected the dots for me on so many things I had been experiencing. She really helped me get on the right track to start paying more attention to triggers and healing my symptoms. She was friendly, caring, respectful and overall just so knowledgeable. I would absolutely recommend her to anyone.
She was detailed and thorough. I learned about why my cholesterol was high and got practical advice on what to eat and when. Also great info on vitamins and how to resolve my deficiencies. I highly recommend having Crystal evaluate your labs.
trying to tell you something.
For $47, let's find out what that's and what to do about it.
Book my $47 Lab Review Call Only 4 spots remaining this month. Book, submit your labs, and we'll meet for 30 minutes.report looks like.
Every marker plotted against functional ranges. You will see exactly where you stand and what it means for your energy, hormones, and gut.
30 minutes. Submit your labs. Finally get answers.
Sample report — values are for illustration only. Your report will reflect your actual labs.